Ezra Koenigs golden rules for life

1: always carry sunglasses

2: do your emails while you drink coffee

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4: respect all faiths

5: eat healthy by yourself

6: never wear flip-flops in public

7: learn how to say, ''i understand every word you're saying, motherfucker'' in multiple languages.

8: take a shower

9: it's better to underdress than overdress

10: don't worry about manners too much

~ Q magazine

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WARNING: DO NOT BUY THIS DOG FOOD

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DO NOT BUY THIS BRAND.

Pedigree is on a nationwide recall.

Pedigree made my 6 month old puppy too ill to eat anything for days.

If you have this brand please toss it and buy Purina, Science Diet, or Blue.

Please do not feed this to you animals.

Do not buy this brand.

It’s true

Reblogging to let any of my friends on here who are dog owners know this…

(via stopstealingmystuffhermione)

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